catch-all: damien.

[pura]

cola gimme a shitpost

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week zero, saturday.

[pura]

[Well. Guess they're in the mansion? Nogiku is stepping out of the bathroom, patting her hands dry on her leg, when she runs into him. After a few, (unsure) seconds of watching him:]

The shower works now.

[highrisk]

Well thank God for that.

[ he actually sounds relieved to hear it until he realizes. ]

... Just the one, huh?

[pura]

Just the one.

[Solemnly nods.........

Good luck taking turns with the shower, gang.]

[highrisk]

[ he just throws his head back and groans. ]

Dear God, this place sucks.

[pura]

Was there any doubt?

[Fuck this place.

She steps to the side, anyway, so she's not directly in front of the door.]

Well, you can try it out if you want. Just don't expect a lot in the way of warm water.

[highrisk]

Cold showers are supposed to be better for you, right?

[ ... he still sounds displeased about it though. ]

[pura]

Mm, it's one way to wake yourself up if you think you're falling asleep.

[That's a thing that's good for you, right? Nogiku doesn't seem like she's bother by it, at least.]

A shower's a shower, anyway.

[highrisk]

This place gets better and better...

[ in the tiniest increments humanly possible. ]

[pura]

At least the clowns haven't crossed over to this side.

[highrisk]

Yeah they seem to get stuck at the boundary, thank God for that.

I don't think I would sleep with them running around everywhere.

[ ........ damien looks like a person who never sleeps period. ]

[pura]

[Nogiku, who also looks like she does not get a lot of sleep, nods.]

They're pretty obnoxious. [A beat.] Well, shower's free if you want to use it.

[He may now exit this conversation if he is inclined to do so.]

[highrisk]

[ he gives an awkward little nod and heads in to go shower...

but im pointing at you i want a fresh pc ]

week zero, tuesday.

[pura]

[How did they get stuck inside the tunnel? Did they just trip and fall inside? We just don't know.

But they are here now, surrounded by a horde of corgi sized kappa who do not know how to respect other people's NOTPs. The creatures stalk towards them with cries of SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING! while leaving little room for escape.

Cannot believe these kappas are tumblr problematic.]

[highrisk]

[ this is hell. he's in hell? which he keeps saying about everywhere, but the tunnel in particular! (how did they end up in here... we'll never know...)

he is physically leaning away from nogiku. ]

... I'm gonna light them on fire.

[ damien no ]

[pura]

[The kappa are making kissy faces at them. Nogiku looks very much like she may murder a man.]

What a damn pain in the ass... If they come any closer, I'll kill them.

[Big words for a girl with a strength stat of 10.]

[highrisk]

... That something you're capable of, girly?

[ i hope she kills a man. i hope she kills damien. ]

[pura]

Anyone would die if they're set on fire, no?

[maybe they will both die, hand in unlovable hand with the kappas.]

[highrisk]

Good point.

[ ... mildly unnerved now but it's... fine...... ]

[pura]

[Sir, you suggested doing the same like five seconds ago?

The kappas are now coming closer to them, holding their grubby little hands up while chanting SHIPPING! SHIPPING! KISSING! KISSING! SHISSING...?!

This is the evolution of language in a kappa chat. Nogiku kicks one that comes too close to her leg like a football.]

[highrisk]

[ listen it's different to suggest doing something and see her so ready to do it.

anyway damien is too distracted to act because he is watching that kappa soar through the air majestically. ]

[pura]

[Coward.

The kappa flies majestically and then crashes into some of its homies. They go down like bowling pins. Somehow, they continue to demand kisses? Their dedication is impressive.

Nogiku decides she has had enough of this and just stomps through the knocked over kappa.]

[highrisk]

[ miss nogiku you are so brave and powerful

is what i think. damien is just annoyed. and also - using his color to make his hands burn when he grabs a kappa. is this how they wanted us to use our colors and weapons?

to throttle tiny creatures espousing love??? ]

[pura]

[Yeah!

The kappa in his grip gurgles out something that sounds suspiciously like... hm? And then it passes the fuck out.

Nogiku kicks another kappa, adding it to the pile.]

[highrisk]

[ our true love is violence

which he continues to perpetuate on kappas do not ASK me to describe a kappa fight scene ]

Very nice.

week zero, sunday.

[pura]

[Much, much later...

What's Damien up to? Nogiku is going to walk into scarlet's fuckboy cave and just. Stare at him.]