[Girl... Absolutely hilarious. He pauses for a second to think about it.]
--That's the one Damien's on, right? Wow... Is it really that bad? He didn't seem too bothered. [He's a stinky boy that's why.] Mine's super great... [NOW HE FEELS KIND OF BAD.] --You should totally come over whenever you need a break from yours! It's the top floor and it's got fancy chocolate.
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Ooh, deja vu... Well! It's pretty true, though - and it's definitely a major improvement from before. What floor are you on? Is it a good one?
[Hoppin' off the porch and meandering toward the garden!]
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[The moment he brings up her floor, her face contorts like she just bit into a lemon.]
The sixth floor. It's a horrible place that disgusts me to the very core of my soul. [Ma'am?] Did you get something you liked?
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--That's the one Damien's on, right? Wow... Is it really that bad? He didn't seem too bothered. [He's a stinky boy that's why.] Mine's super great... [NOW HE FEELS KIND OF BAD.] --You should totally come over whenever you need a break from yours! It's the top floor and it's got fancy chocolate.
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[POINT BLANK.]
... Alright, I may take you up on that offer. [...] You really got chocolate?
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Oh... I figured it was just 'cuz he's like a raccoon.
[But he sees, he sees, he's writing down "men aren't bothered by stinky axe body spray and race car beds" in his mental notebook.]
--Yeah! Have you not been to the Metallic floor yet? If you haven't, you should come check it out!
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[a stinky raccoon man. she's really out here teaching the swords about misandry, huh.]
... Not yet. Is that an invitation?
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[Nodding. SWORDS have learned MISANDRY! Kashuu's just always up for roasting raccoon-like people, too... But then, with a smile:]
Yeah! We could go right now if you're not busy.
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[So, show her the chocolate.]
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[TIME TO GO to the tippy-top floor and experience all of the splendor of the nouveau riche...]
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